Things I Say While I'm Driving
  • Me:What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me:NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me:Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me:I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me:Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me:Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me:/dinosaur screams/
  • Who wants to be famous for that?

    (Source: qinevraweasley)

    August bellabox👌 #augustbellabox #bellabox

    theheirsofdurin:

    Thorin and Dwalin getting tired of people

    fherthus:

    quintessence-of-dust:

    Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

    I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21hgrx_kacy-catanzaro-american-ninja-warrior-dallas-finals_sport For those of us live in Canada and can’t watch the video.

    (Source: felicityperhaps)

    HARRY POTTER ALPHABET → n
    ↳ nymphadora tonks

    "I was never a prefect myself. My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities. Like the ability to behave myself."

    whedonverseappreciation:

    Whedonverse Appreciation | Zoe Washburne
     - [3/4] Zoe/Wash Interactions

    Shindig [2]

    Too often, the only escape is sleep.
    —Charles Bukowski (via psych-facts)
    WHEN I SEE SOMEONE ACROSS THE COFFEE SHOP READING A FAVORITE BOOK

    dukeofbookingham:

    I’m just like:

    image,

    I wondered when I’d be seeing you, Mr. Potter. It seems only yesterday that your mother and father were in here buying their first wands.

    (Source: dixonchesters)

    nevillegonnagiveuup:

    endless list of films with gorgeous visuals → Tarzan (1999) 

    “From this day on now and forever more, you’ll be in my heart.”

    "Something wrong with your leg, boy? Can you walk? I’ve got to carry you? That’s a fine little blade, maybe I’ll pick my teeth with it."

    See? You know your line, and so do I.

    (Source: sansasnark)